"ALMOST LEFT THIS EPISODE WITH YOU AT THE ALTAR"

"TOO MUCH EFFORT WISHING RITE AID A HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

"IN SEARCH OF A LESS PAINFUL PAST TIME"

"INCLUDED IS THE NEW IN-WORD"

"PILLOW TALKING ABOUT CHEAP SYRUP"

"KICKING IT WITH THE TINY NINOS"

"THE GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD EPISODE"

"TAKE A WAYMO TO GET A GRAPE FAYGO"

"THEY NEED TO SELL EIGHTHS OF NOVOCAIN"

"YOU ALREADY KNOW EXCEPT YOU DIDN’T"

"IF THAT AIN'T A B ANYMORE THEN WHAT IS IT?"

"FRESH OUT OF BIG HOMIE BACKUPS"

"OLD RAPPERS ARE OUR FUTURE"

"THE END OF CHILDHOOD FANTASIES FOREVER"

"THE ONLY FOURTH WE RECOGNIZE IS MAY IT BE WITH YOU"

"I SAW ED MCMAHON ON CHANNEL 43!"

"WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE VINEGAR"

"NO KINGS IN LA(UNLESS THEY PLAY GOALIE)"

"ICE ATTACKS ON UNITED AIRLINES OVER WILTED LETTUCE"

"LITTLE SISTERS,STEVE HARVEY SHOW MARATHONS & TACOS"